I'm dreaming of a Green Christmas
With no robins, Santa nor snow
I just can't spoil my children
To do good my money will go
It’s great to receive a present
But to give is greater Karma.
So forget your dual core laptop
We’ll pay to train a farmer.
Chorus
Recycle last year’s Christmas cards
To the tip take your old pine tree
Give excess grub to a veteran’s club
But send unwanted booze to me.
We're having a green, green Christmas
There’ll be no toys and games
Try it - you'll have a good time all the same
Don’t even think of PSPs
DS Lites or Nintendo Wiis
No bicycle or hooded top
We’re planting 50 trees.
You’ll find no Xbox 360
Nor Nokia or Ipod touch
I'm giving a goat for Christmas
Some chickens and a hutch
Chorus
Instrumental break
Chorus
Scalectrix is for morons
And I know that you’re no fool
What we’ll buy is secateurs
To help cut alpaca wool.
We're abandoning our turkey
Our broadband contract too
On Christmas day we'll be recycling
Old hats and coats and shoes
Chords for verse :-
C Em Am F
C Em G
C Em Am F
C G C
For chorus :-
F G E Am
F G Am
F G E Am
F G C