Because there's nothing more embarrasing than middle-aged guys trying to sound urban. Absolutely nothing! Demonstration below....

Sung
I like to show everyone in the hood
My tattoos and my bling so good
When I'm with my hos in the hot tub
We like to watch Delia makin' things

Rapped
Hey, in the hood, get eating good
This cooking stuff is easily understood
No need to cut or trim or stuff
For this sweet bitch frozen is enough

Hey there homies dont brag and boast
Was Delia taught you to make sweet toast
Was Delia taught you how to roast
Delia’s books have taught you all the most

Chorus
Hey Delia, lets do IT!
Cos if Delia don’t do it
My homies wont do it
So Delia lets do it

x3
Make it eazy
Use a squeezy
She's a teasy
Delia Yo

Sung
My ho is totally bitchin
My motor's really whack
My fridge has got mahogany doors
To impress my homies when they are about

Chorus
Hey Delia, lets do IT!
Cos if Delia don’t do it
My homies wont do it
So Delia lets do it

x1
Make it eazy
Use a squeezy
She's a teasy
Delia Yo

Rapped
It isn’t wack if this puddings black
Put the frozen tatties in a stack
Tinned mince is gonna be alright
When the cooking lady’s in your life

x3
Make it eazy
Use a squeezy
Take it easy
Delia Yo

Rapped
Don’t diss the ho she’s gonna show
She gonna let the gravy flow
No need to cut or trim or fry
Cos Delia Smith is really fly

Strapped for cash? Use frozen mash
Frozen peas from your freezer stash
Get some skinless chicken legs
Pre-cooked yoghurt and qual'ss eggs

x1
Make it eazy
Use a squeezy
She's a teasy
Delia Yo


Yo! Delia Yo!
Yo! Delia! Yo!