A saddish elegy to all things 1970's. We would have mentioned Watney's Red Barrel, but that's gonna be a hard rhyme to find, even at Rhymezone.com, our official ROLC lyrical resource partner.
With Brut you cannot get it wrong
Moose, Jeep, Aramis and Old Spice
Or Hai Karate at half the price
Golden Shot and Barry Sheen
Evening all - Dixon of Dock Green
Alvin Stardust, Sweet and Lulu
Staus Quo, Gary G and Suzi Q
Chorus: Goodbye to you
Clangers, herbs and zebedee
Bagpuss, Mr Benn and Jackanory
Supercar, Thunderbirds and UFO
Though the round window we all go
Alpen muesli, Bazooka Joe
Black Jack chewies, a bar called Go
Golden Wonder crisps, sugar smacks
Angel delight in discount packs
Chorus: Goodbye to you
Raleigh chopper, Johnny Seven
Johnny Astro will blow you to heaven
Pea shooters and Seikedin fun
Battling Tops and chrome spud guns
Chorus: Goodbye to you
Woodbines, rollups, cheap cheroots
A compass embedded in your boots
Smash potato, raquel welch
R Whites lemonade makes you belch
It's a knockout, massive collars
Change your pounds for U.S. Dollars
Apollo 13 - only just alive
Japanese designer dreams of Mazda 5
Go out cycling if you could
Find Mayfair in a nearby wood
Mullet, bootboys and skinheads
Smoking round the back of sheds
James bond, Cilla, brocolli quiche
Liquorice sticks and corned beef
Escape from Colditz, Tins of Spam
Playing clackers with your hands