A saddish elegy to all things 1970's. We would have mentioned Watney's Red Barrel, but that's gonna be a hard rhyme to find, even at Rhymezone.com, our official ROLC lyrical resource partner.

Henry Cooper splash it on
With Brut you cannot get it wrong
Moose, Jeep, Aramis and Old Spice
Or Hai Karate at half the price

Golden Shot and Barry Sheen
Evening all - Dixon of Dock Green
Alvin Stardust, Sweet and Lulu
Staus Quo, Gary G and Suzi Q

Chorus: Goodbye to you

Clangers, herbs and zebedee
Bagpuss, Mr Benn and Jackanory
Supercar, Thunderbirds and UFO
Though the round window we all go

Alpen muesli, Bazooka Joe
Black Jack chewies, a bar called Go
Golden Wonder crisps, sugar smacks
Angel delight in discount packs

Chorus: Goodbye to you

Raleigh chopper, Johnny Seven
Johnny Astro will blow you to heaven
Pea shooters and Seikedin fun
Battling Tops and chrome spud guns

Chorus: Goodbye to you

Woodbines, rollups, cheap cheroots
A compass embedded in your boots
Smash potato, raquel welch
R Whites lemonade makes you belch

It's a knockout, massive collars
Change your pounds for U.S. Dollars
Apollo 13 - only just alive
Japanese designer dreams of Mazda 5

Go out cycling if you could
Find Mayfair in a nearby wood
Mullet, bootboys and skinheads
Smoking round the back of sheds

James bond, Cilla, brocolli quiche
Liquorice sticks and corned beef
Escape from Colditz, Tins of Spam
Playing clackers with your hands