I bought a groovy power tool with an attachment just for sanding.
It’s really good, it has transformed oak panels round my landing
Modern Rock n Roller

I'm loving all the people, and golden shafts of sun
Being together and for all time. Children of the rhythm, unite ?
Quite Groovy, Thank You

Playing keyboards while drinking heavily can be a lot of fun
I'd risk most of the white notes but wouldn't chance the other ones
Grog Rock

When messing round with cowboys there's two things you just don't do
Don’t mention Brokeback Mountain or stop him buying horse shoes.
Horse Shoe Riots

Vegetarians, don't eat ham - Protest over Vietnam
Carnaby Street

There's an arrow in my heart, It’s just so much fun
Sung an opposing fist in the dark, It’s just so much fun
So Much Fun

Girls’d raise their gown for half a crown
Or for a tanner give a hand shandy
Saucy Jack

If caught short in Soho, beat a hasty retreat
It's not wise to use the gentleman's when in Compton Street
Buskers of London

The Statue of Zeus was so big Greeks boasted wherever they went.
They built a Temple round it for protection – like a tent.
Seven Wonders of the World

Hijack his song, hijack his song, to make it better can't be wrong
Replace his harmony, reduce the drums. Carry on till his lawyer’s letters come
Hijack

If its brie you're after or a nice dolcellatte - I know the place to go
Griggs and Humperwinkels

Some friends came a visiting and they brought their dachshund
I imagined me eating it in a sesame seed bun
Obesity

I'm a well hung lover - a real super stud
My little black book is gigantic
It’s not the only big thing around here
And if you want I’ll do it romantic
Planet S.T.U.D.

Along he comes and slags us off
That chap Kevin McCloud
I'll stick some coving up his @rse
And make the Missus proud 
Bland Design

It isn’t whack if this pudding's black
Put the frozen tatties in a stack
Strapped for cash? Use frozen mash
Frozen peas from your freezer stash
Yo ! Delia Yo !

There are no eggs in the nest of my heart
For a mother bird to hatch.
Like a jigsaw with bits missing
The pieces don't all match
Soppy Love Song

Now that you are relaxed, please ensure that you are not driving a vehicle nor operating heavy machinery – we will not judge you as an individual if you choose to but recommend you refrain from doing so.
Gambling Addiction - Self Help Module 1

Until my cookie crumbles
I'll make your Yorkshires rise
I reckon I could fry an egg
Upon your steaming thighs
The Joy of Cakes

Welcome to alien scientists
Come collecting eggs to hatch
We don't mind if you strap us down
Or use probes - we might like that
Sat Nav